You Won’t Believe How Dumb These 12 Criminals Are

#8 Can’t Burgle During the Day



Now this is one is just pure stupidity. For some reason, this man decided to break into his mother’s house in broad daylight. It was only after he was arrested that he revealed the true depth of his stupidity. He protested the charge of burglary, believing that you could only call it that if it occurred at night. He broke into his mom’s house during the day, so that’s not against the law, right?

#7 Self-Knockout

006--7-self-knockout-581582After walking by a Mercedes, this man decided he wanted it. First, he tried to break the windows with a rock, which did not work. After this, he tried the same with a brick and not only did it not work, it actually came back and hit him right in the face, knocking him out in the process.

#6 He Stole My Drugs!


This woman just wanted to relax with a joint on her 25th birthday, but discovered that her boyfriend had pilfered her stash. Angered by the theft of her drugs, she called the police and explained the situation. Calling the police to report that your illegal drugs have been stolen is a bold move, and it obviously didn’t work out too well for her.

#5 Victim Follow-Up


A man broke into an elderly couple’s home and demanded some money. When they revealed they didn’t have any, he made a plan to meet with them the next day so they could give him money. Shockingly, he actually showed up to the meeting and was arrested as the couple had just alerted police the night before.

#4 Held Up With a Cucumber


This has to be one of the strangest robbery attempts ever. A man walked into a gambling establishment and demanded that the teller give him some cash. Unfortunately for him, an off-duty officer was behind him and took the robber down, and then realized the only weapon he had was a cucumber.