4 – It may sound silly, but more often than not, you know better than I do. You’re like my mom, dude! But in a non-irritating way.
5 – I can’t think of any happy memory without you in it—except when I’m having an orgasm.
6 – And that may be the reason why whenever we start conversations, we always begin with “Remember that time when..” and then find ourselves laughing about the dumbest things on earth that only we could understand.