Sometimes, whether you’re on the internet or hanging with friends, a certain thought will be expressed. This thought might be profound or pure nonsense, straddling a fine line that leads straight into the depths of mental immobility.
What we’re trying to say is: sometimes people say things that makes your brain take a swan dive into the deep end of the pool, waving goodbye as it sinks to the bottom. These are the kind of thoughts that evoke facepalms and genuine curiosity in equal measure. They might be dangerous, but we think they’re worth it for the fun alone.
Prepare your mind, perhaps with a glass of whiskey, then proceed. There are weird waters ahead!
1. I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it actually is.
We’re not experts on the subject, but there might be a grain of truth here. Then again, we think being friendly and polite is probably a much easier way to find niceness out there in the world!
2. USB sounds like a backup, in case the USA fails.
Hey, it might just be an innocent plug for phones and computers, but who are we to shoot down the idea? It might be a good plan, after all!
3. Mars is populated entirely by robots!
This one is just straight up true. It’s funny to think that, as kids watching Transformers, we dreamed of a planet of robots, never thinking it’d come true. Here we are!