15 Couples Share Embarrassing, Hilarious Details From Their Wedding Night

A wedding is a beautiful thing, but can cause major stress for the newlyweds. Therefore, it is no surprise that once the cake has been cut and grandma has been put in the car for her ride home that couples look forward to that first night alone. Whether it is spent at home, in a hotel room, or a Walmart parking lot (seriously it happens), that first night can come with a ton of pressure and hype to live up to.

It’s important to remember that not every first night is a fairy tale filled with sex and champagne. For some couples (like #5), that first night is underwhelming, exhausting, or an outright total disaster.


15. Every Bride Needs Their Beauty Rest

001-15-every-bride-needs-their-beauty-rest-778951It’s a hard, long day when you’re the bride. Waking up early, getting ready, and marrying the love of your life can take a lot out of a girl. The last thing you want to do is more work.


No offense hubby but it’s been a long day.

14. Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For

002-14-sometimes-the-best-things-in-life-are-779053Some brides will spend the entire day getting ready for their wedding. The hair, makeup, and dress are all important and it can take a long time to get the look just right. Something that takes so long to set up will take just as long to break down, but they say good things come to those who wait, right?

Except for those people who are too tired to wait.

13. Two Is Fun But Three Makes A Party

003-13-two-is-fun-but-three-makes-a-party-779564What could possibly be better than climbing into bed with your loving wife at the end of the night? Climbing into bed with her and a friend. If you’re into that kind of thing.

Sounds like these three found their perfect match. Sounds like they know how to keep the spark alive.

12. The Couple That Eats Together

004-12-the-couple-that-eats-together-779627It is notoriously known that the bride and groom will never eat at their own wedding. After a full day of pictures, small talk, and dedicating your life to someone else it makes sense to hit up the drive-thru.

Sounds like the next couple should have made food a priority.

11. Cheap Champagne Will Ruin Any Occasion

005-11-cheap-champagne-will-ruin-any-occasio-780029Nothing makes a girl feel fancier than sipping on a glass of champagne. Unfortunately, if those bubbles go straight to your head you’ll be seeing stars all night instead of drinking them.

Keeping with the classy tone, not every bride gets the chance to sip champagne on their wedding night. Others find themselves in more daunting situations.