Each Zodiac Has Its Own Kinky Sex Position. Which One Is Yours?

Those who believe in the power of astrology are used to receiving predictions about their love life and financial fortunes from their daily horoscopes. Not only that, but a person’s zodiac sign can also be used to identify the key personality traits of themselves and those around them. So it only makes sense, then, that the Zodiac should also be able to help individuals identify their ideal sex positions.

We’ve saved you the hard work and assembled a list of the best sex positions for each Zodiac sign. Find out what yours is in the following slides.

12. Unleash Your Inner Mad Scientist


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Aquarius is identified as The Water Bearer, and is known for being creative.

With that in mind, their ideal sex position makes perfect sense. Affectionately known as “Scrub-A-Dub Love,” this position involves getting into a bathtub that’s half filled with water, having your partner sit down, then crouching on his lap facing in the opposite direction. Grab the showerhead and let it work its magic.

11. Bring Your Dreams To Life


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Pisces are known to be compassionate and imaginative, so a creative yet intimate position is well-suited for this sign.

The Magic Mountain position involves both partners facing each other with legs bent, leaning back on your hands. Slowly, you move closer to one another until your bodies intertwine. For added intimacy, gaze deeply into your partner’s eyes while your hips grind together.

10. A Sexual Trailblazer


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It makes sense that the ram would be best suited to one of the more risky positions on our list.

The position of choice for Aries is The Lap Dance, which is pretty much what you would imagine. Your man sits upright and naked in a chair while you straddle him.

Up next is Taurus, and with that sign, we get back to the basics…

9. Getting Straight To The Point


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One of the key traits of Tauruses is their yearning to seek security and enjoy earthly pleasures. And what’s more secure and pleasurable than the tried-and-true Missionary Position?

You’re almost certainly familiar with this position, but if you want to spice it up a bit, try tightening your legs around your man while pinching his nipples or squeezing his butt.

8. Fly Your Freak Flag At Full Mast


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Versatile and vibrant are two words that describe the Gemini horoscope sign—and also make for some naughty bedroom sessions.

For Geminis looking to try something new, test out The Plow. In brief, The Plow is kind of like a wheelbarrow race, only naked on the edge of a bed and with sex.

7. Don’t Be Afraid To Call The Shots


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Cancers like to keep things interesting, meaning bedroom romps can get a little unpredictable to say the least. From romantic and tender to rough and rowdy, it varies based on your mood. Next time you’re in the mood to be a little more domineering, we recommend trying the Cowgirl or, for a rougher ride, Reverse Cowgirl positions.

Lions are known to be bold, so what kind of sex position best suits a Leo? The next slide reveals the answer…

6. The Regal Ruler Of The Bedroom


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Leo energy thrives on bold self-expression, and what better way to express yourself than by giving your partner a hot oil massage?

Once you’ve gotten the foreplay out of the way, Sexy Spooning is a nice intimate position. In a nutshell, it’s like regular spooning, but with sex. Although it may not sound like it, trust us when we say that it’s a very dramatic position.

5. A Virgin In Name Only


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Virgos tend to stay inside their own heads, always trying to do precise, impeccable work. Although this is an admirable trait, it can sometimes be a bit of a hindrance in the bedroom.

In order to keep things simple, Virgos would do well to try The Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon position. It’s a switch up on the doggy style position that has you on all fours at the edge of the bed, with your man standing on the floor behind you instead of kneeling on the bed.

4. Libras Do It With Style And Grace


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Libras tend to seek peace, harmony, and cooperation, which often translates into a love of foreplay and kissing.

To take advantage of this preference, The Lotus position is the ideal choice. It’s a bit yoga-esque in that it has your man sitting in a cross-legged position. You then sit down in his lap and wrap your arms and legs around his torso.

As he pulls you in close, there’s lots of intimacy and kissing, which is right up a Libra’s alley.

3. Forming A Deep And Intense Bond


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Scorpios are the most intense and focused of all the horoscope signs. Because of these strengths, we’ve chosen a position that requires a bit more coordination—but as a Scorpio, you’re surely up to the task.

This position involves using an exercise ball for some deep-penetrating, rear-entry action. You sit on top of your man, who is already sitting on the ball with feet planted on the ground, and then just start to bounce. Off you go!

Looking for an adventure in the bedroom? If you’re a Sagittarius, you almost certainly are. The next slide reveals your ideal adventurous sex position.

2. Wild And Risky


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The Sagittarius sign is notoriously adventurous and all about love and passion in the bedroom. Because of this, The Sultry Saddle position is an ideal choice.

It involves the man lying on his back with knees bent, while you sit on top on an angle. By angling yourself on top of him, you get access to some unique angles and allow him to hit all sorts of new spots.

1. Playful In The Sack


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Capricorn is known as The Goat, but the ideal sex position for this Zodiac is a totally different animal—The Ape.

It’s tough to trace the connection between the name of the position and the actual position itself, but it works by having the man lying on his back with his knees pulled tight to his chest with his legs open.

The girl then squats down onto the guy, which can be a bit tricky, but allows for deep penetration.

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