Ultimate Secret To Giving The Perfect Blowjob

I want to welcome you to blowjob school. Everyone, please whip out your practice dildos, bananas, cucumbers, or hot dogs. If you have a real man available, I’m sure he would love to help with your schoolwork. Get on your knees and be prepared to master the art of the hummer.

8. A Blowjob Is A Slow Job

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Fellatio is not a race to the finish line. Take your time and enjoy the fact you are performing a profound public service. Sometimes blowjobs are few and far between for some guys, so they want to savor this moment. Speaking of savoring the moment, use #7 to get things going.

7. No Lube Is For Noobs

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Saliva isn’t enough to get the action started. For a natural lube, coconut oil is both good and good for you. Some sex experts also recommend sucking on a hard sugar-free candy before you bob on your man’s nob. It won’t take long for nature to lube it up for you.

6. Know Your Nob

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Before you start headbanging to the Monica Lewinsky slow jam, you should ask some questions. Every man is different and prefers his rusty trombone to be played in different tunes. Ask him if he wants it faster, slower, or in the Lincoln Bedroom. Your mouth isn’t the only part you’ll be using in #5.

5. Give Your Man A Hand

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It’s not often you put a penis in your mouth for a long period of time. It’s easy to forget that your hands should be doing half of the work. Applying even pressure in concert with your mouth and tongue can turn a good blowjob into a better blowjob.

4. Adjust Is A Must

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Smoking a shaft is going to vary between the countless shapes and sizes that are available. Adjust your body depending on the curves and shape of the gherkin you’re slurpin’. The farther and tighter it fits down your throat, the easier you’ll be able to take care of #3.

3. At Attention

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Accept the fact that you will be having his undivided attention, even if his eyes are closed. You will be the only thing on his brain and most likely in his thoughts, too. Make eye contact, say his name, keep asking him questions. This will help you read his body language and make it an experience he won’t soon forget.

2. Cup The Cojones

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Never forget the balls. They are an integral part of the whole male system. When your hands aren’t holding you up or stroking your man’s shaft they should be playing with the boys. Treat them like a pair of Chinese Baoding balls. If anything, don’t ever forget #1.

1. Focus On The Fellatio

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The most important thing to do is live in the moment. Even though this is for his benefit, it takes a lot of trust to put your pecker between someone’s teeth. Even if it’s not your favorite thing to do, give it a little gusto and go on until the end.

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