Top 37 S.e.x.y Fails On The Internet

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3Today we give thanks to all of the brave souls out there who risk it all in the name of being sexy. These are the folks who look right at the sun and say “I can do that,” instead of covering their eyes like regular people. And just like Icarus before them, many of these people will melt their wings and fall far from grace.

Thankfully we’re here to catch them with smiles on our faces and laughs in our bellies, because these pictures are hilarious. Some of them are merely weird, while others tear through the edge of reality and leap headfirst into “I can’t even” territory. Without further ado, let’s begin the countdown!

37. Daedelus and Skittles

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We thought we’d begin with someone nodding directly to our Icarus metaphor, and it’s a doozy. This guy has got the rainbows cranked to 11 and isn’t afraid of flaunting it. The underwear might be adorable on its own, but we think the wings are going a bit too far.

36. Disaster Girl

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We’re not sure who had the brilliant idea of doing a photoshoot in the aftermath of a major storm, but we honestly don’t think it was a bad one! She looks cute, confident, and maybe a little bit amused to be standing on the wreckage of other peoples’ cars.

35. Sticky Nope

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Well, here goes a whole lot of nope. First of all, we’re not sure about the whole sunglasses-indoors thing, but then you just go and dump sticky, sugary chocolate syrup all over your body? Nope. Nope again. If there was a sexy dictionary, this picture would be under “nope.”

34. Shake That Donkey

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We are just dying to know what the context was for this photo. Did the photographer come across this comely young lady in her natural habitat, walking the streets listening to vinyl records mounted to her faithful steed? Didn’t notice that detail at first? Yep, this is apparently DJ Donkey we’re looking at.

 

33. A Little More Nope

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We had to repeat ourselves, because come on! We get that she’s in some sort of tropical mud bath, but dumping brown liquid down your chest is only going to attract a very slim set of people. We’re just not one of them!

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