Where does it end with this guy? It doesn’t. You think you know all the weird, crazy facts about President Donald J. Trump, but you don’t. Sometimes, his life reads like a poorly written comic book, but it’s all too real. So grab your popcorn, get comfortable and feast your eyes on this list of the craziest, unknown facts about Donald Trump.
Slide number eight will have you applying for Canadian citizenship faster than you can say “poutine.”
10. Ruling With An Orange Fist
Donald Trump likes to get his way and this is no new habit. Even as a young boy, he used force to knock down those in his path. According to Trump, he gave his second-grade music teacher a black eye because he apparently didn’t know anything about music.
9. Hard On For Hillary?
Today, we know Donald Trump as the Hillary-hating, crazy Republican that he is. The past speaks of different times, though. Trump and Hillary used to be big-time buddies. Perhaps there was even some sexual tension in there somewhere. He sure looks awfully comfortable with her in this photo.
8. Donald Trump: The Scientific Genius
Did you know Donald Trump is a scientific genius? According to him, it would only take an hour and a half to learn everything there is about operating a missile. In fact, he believes he already knows most of it. Well, that’s a major relief. Good thing we have this guy in charge of nuclear operations now.
If Trump is such a genius though, then why couldn’t he get his idea to work on slide number six? Read on to find out.
7. An Unfortunate Phobia For The President
One thing the president does a lot of is handshaking. Unfortunately for Trump, he’s a germaphobe. Perhaps that explains all the awkward handshakes over the past couple of months. Either that, or he is just really bad at it. That would be odd considering he invented the “art of the deal.” What seals deals? That’s right. Handshakes.
6. They Can’t All Be Winners
Trump must have been drunk to think his own vodka line would be a success. In 2007, his venture into the vodka industry flopped phenomenally. According to Trump, his collection is just sitting in a warehouse now collecting dust. Maybe giving out some free booze would help you in the polls, Trump.
While vodka didn’t work out for Trump, his side career as an actor might help. Check out slide number four to find out.
5. This One Is Actually Quite Sad
Even though we just heard Donald Trump had his shot as a vodka mogul, it turns out Trump doesn’t even like to drink at all. That’s not the sad part. The sad part is now, his crazy outbursts and troubling Twitter feed can’t be blamed on alcohol.
4. It’s Not An Act
Some believe Trump’s whole persona is just a well-crafted act. Sorry to break it to you, but Trump can’t act his way out of a warehouse full of dusty vodka bottles. This is evidenced by his 1989 Razzie award for “worst supporting actor” in the film Ghosts Can’t Do It.
Alright, so Trump doesn’t have a knack for the act. Then how does he pull off the mythology revolving around his hair so well? Slide number one has the answer.
3. The Real Life “Boardwalk Empire”
Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casinos are reminiscent of HBO’s hit series Boardwalk Empire. Between the years of 2008-2011, Trump’s casinos were tied to one-in-eight murders in the city. Thanks to security cutbacks, his casinos are also filled with carjackings and other crimes. Your money isn’t the only thing you’re gambling with at his casinos!
2. Your Dreams Of Being Trump Can Come True
Do you want to live your life like Donald Trump? Of course, you do! Then head on over to your closest game depot and pick up “Trump: The Game.” It’s like “Monopoly” but much worse. Also, the smallest denomination of money is $10 million. Try it now before it sells out. Don’t worry, it won’t ever sell out.
1. It’s Actually Real
Somehow, that sad excuse for what Donald Trump calls “hair” is actually real. Not only that, but his wife cuts it for him whenever he needs it. The science behind how (or why) it’s real is unknown but we just have to take his word for it. Some people still remain skeptical though.