Everyone needs a good old fashioned massage sometimes. After all, having a complete stranger gentle rub away your worries is pretty luxurious. But, have you ever wondered what your massage therapist is really thinking? No shame- most people have experienced this before!
Worry no further! We have put together a list of the 15 juiciest confessions from massage therapists so that you can get inside their head and learn a bit about what life is like in America’s most sensual profession!
Keep reading to find out the 15 top things your massage therapist doesn’t want you to know!
#15 Many people think of sex as a human need. So, if you believe that line of thinking, this confession is completely understandable!
#14 Yikes! It’s not too often that jealous significant others getting in the way of finding a job. Our guess is that this is a pretty common problem for massage therapists, though.
#13 Aww! This is a pretty sweet confession! Everyone needs a little extra TLC in their life, and that is even more true for those who have issues with self harm.
#12 Eeek! This is definitely a HUGE secret to be keeping from someone you’re about to marry. We wonder if the fiancé ever found out?
#11 This is definitely the most awkward confession on the list! How would you respond to such a strange situation?
#10 Okay… this one made us feel a little bit uncomfortable. We hope our massage therapists aren’t thinking this when we go in for a session!
#9 Sometimes, you’ve just gotta laugh. Even though giggling about sex sounds is *so middle school* we can’t help but sympathize with this massage therapist.
#8 Kudos to this massage therapist for respecting the lines of consent and never violating his client’s trust. More men should follow his example!
#7 Ahhh… there’s nothing like a good nap. We think that there would be a lot more people trying to become massage therapists if they knew about this on-the-job perk!
#6 On second thought, if people knew about this drawback to being a massage therapist, we’re pretty sure there would be an employee shortage. Yikes!
#5 At least this massage therapist had the dignity to fart while the client was face down! We’re not sure if we could hold it in that long, though!
#4 OMG! This would be super awkward! We wonder what class was like for the student the next day?
#3 Uh oh! This seems like it may be against some of those ethical codes massage therapists have to comply with. Still, it’s pretty darn funny.
#2 Well, you can’t fight love. We just hope this massage therapist and their client was never caught. That would be grounds for firing someone!
#1 Wow! This massage therapist has certainly had enough of other’s misconceptions about his or her job. That would definitely be very frustrating!
Some of these confessions were funny, some were surprising, and some were shocking, but they all offered us a glimpse into life as a massage therapist! A few of them were a bit creepy, though, so we’ll definitely have to avoid thinking about them the next time we go in for a massage. We have to wonder… are all of these true? If so, that’s definitely concerning and super uncomfortable!
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