Why Didn’t Anyone Stop These Inventors From Making These Bizarre Products?

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Dumb ideas have existed since the beginning of humanity. Luckily, most of these ideas remain as just that. Unfortunately, however, some of these ideas progress into actual products, such as the 12 that make up this ridiculous list. Even more absurd, these products are successful enough to remain on the market, meaning someone out there has, for instance, a genuine interest in taking a pill to turn their poop gold…

If you think that’s insane, you won’t believe the secret ingredient for #2 on the list! Keep reading to see if you’ve ever bought any of these products, but you probably shouldn’t admit it if you have…

 

#12 Zippo Fragrances

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This product is perfect for smokers who want to cover up their habit while simultaneously making it more obvious. While we can’t be sure what this perfume camouflaged as a lighter really smells like, we like to assume it’s similar to butane mixed with a dash of regretful life choices.
#11 Cheeto Chapstick

If you are trying to get it on with Chester Cheetah, we have got the product for you. If you’re not, then you understand why this Cheeto-flavored chapstick made the list. Though Cheetos are a delicious snack, you may want to leave this one at home during your next date night.

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#10 Rear Gear

If your dog or cat is embarrassing you in front of your guests with their unsightly butt, then this product was designed with you in mind! Rear Gear is available in numerous different styles through Etsy. To use, first lose your dignity and then apply the sticker right over your pet’s ass!

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#9 Eyelid Trainers

Why use makeup to change your eye shape when you could just subject yourself to some new-age torture? Japanese Eyelid Trainers are perfect for anyone who hates themselves but also wants to achieve wider eyes. The product itself is worn similar to glasses, except way less comfortable. To be honest, we could easily mistake these for the next big hipster trend…

#8 The Knee Defender

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If you’ve ever been on a plane, you know the minimal amount of satisfaction that comes with reclining your seat back a fraction of an inch. However, if the person behind you uses the Knee Defender, you won’t. This product clamps on to the seat in front of you, making it impossible for the person to recline while increasing your leg room by a negligible inch. Totally worth it…

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