Let’s face it, a lot of modern men spend way too much time sitting in front of a computer masturbating feverishly to girls they think they could only dream of having. If only they got off their couch and did a bit of traveling, those same men, some of whom know they are a long way from ever being called a real “catch” in the traditional sense, would find out that if they chose the right destination, a veritable sextopia awaits them.

We’ve put together a list of the world’s top spots and cities where any man can get laid — ANY MAN. Seriously. Even you, reading this.

These are places where frustrations are mellowed by bounties of fine women and where carnal desires become a reality. Come with us on a short tour and find out where you could be having endless nights of sex in the city.

10. Pattaya, Thailand

Imagine a theme park, and the only attraction is sex – that’s Pattaya. This coastal city of Thailand is often regarded as the sex capital of the world, rightly dubbed the modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah. With its 27,000 girls of the night working within a square mile of utter decadence, anyone and everyone gets laid here 365 days a year.

9. Las Vegas, Nevada

Las Vegas might seem unapproachable at first for a man that’s not exactly a prince charming or has fistfuls of cash, but given the fact that play-for-pay is totally legal in this city, it makes it a place that you won’t go home from feeling disappointed. It might be little more expensive than the exotic Far East, but you can’t beat sitting in your hotel room and ordering up a bottle of wine with a $500 hooker.

8. San Jose, Costa Rica

While San Jose has its fair share of professional girls plying their bodies on the city streets, it’s also a great place to pick up pretty local girls. Compared to other places in the region it’s relatively safe, and the women seem to have a penchant for flirting with guys from the good ‘ole USA. Carry on clicking, and see the rest of world where beauties wait for you with open arms.

7. Kigali, Rwanda

At this point you might be thinking, “are these guys seriously telling me to go to Rwanda to fulfill my carnal desires?” Rest assured, Rwanda is nothing like the chaos you once saw in the headlines. Kigali is reportedly full of sexy women looking to get their hands on one of the few Americans that visit the city.

6. Beijing, China

If you’re into Asian women, then China is the place to be. The country has come out of its shell over the last decade or two – and so have its women. You’ll find scores of curious Chinese women in Beijing just dying to know how it feels to make-out with one of those wild Americans they’ve being watching on the television since they were kids. You’ll see beauties everywhere here, but be warned, some of those demure girls that approach you in the street might have a scam or two up their sleeve. If it feels too good, it probably is too good.

5. New York City

Despite the promises of beach beauties and sunshine, if you’re a single man, you’re better living on the East than the West coast. On top of that, you should choose New York City as your hunting ground. Women not only outnumber men by 400,000 in this single man’s paradise, but single women outnumber single men by 230,000. It’s not just a numbers game either; there’s an air of romance in the city that never sleeps. There’s more to come, and we’ve saved the best until last!

4. Havana, Cuba

Now, you might have some hesitation about a visiting country that’s largely considered one of the U.S.’s biggest enemies. But we think you should let that go because you might be surprised to find out that Havana is amazing. It’s eminently affordable, swimming in liquor, and has a vibe that will make the shyest of guys get up and dance. Hopefully that’ll be a dance with an outstandingly cute Cubanita.

3. New Orleans, Louisiana

Similar to Las Vegas, New Orleans has the reputation of being a city of decadence. With an attitude that says “I’ll do whatever the f**k I want to do,” New Orleans is America’s one place where everyone just lets their hair down and has a good time. It’s cheap, the bars are always full, and there seem to be many more hungry women prowling the streets than there are men. What more could you ask for?

2. Santiago, Chile

Santiago is one of the jewels of South America – a clean, safe, friendly city that sits against the backdrop of the Andes mountains. You’ve never thought of visiting? No, you haven’t, and that’s why the few American men that do grace the city with their presence almost always end up in the arms of a beautiful Chilean belle.

Don’t stop there, up next is the world’s number one sexual utopia for men.

1. Bangkok, Thailand

One night in Bangkok can certainly make a man humble. There is literally nothing you can’t do in this city, which seems to be running at twice the speed of any other place on Earth. It’s wild, it’s often depraved, and it’s always round-the-clock madness. Even the quieter of the male brethren will walk away from Bangkok with memories that would make a porn star blush.

You’ve been told where to go to find the real thing and we promise you – follow this road to joy and your every desire will be answered. There are of course many places we didn’t mention, notably Tokyo, Japan, for an exploration of your sexual fetishes, and Manila, Philippines, for red light districts that will blow your mind. For a North American sex city, you might also want to check out Montreal, Quebec, a place renowned for being rather more sexually outgoing than any city in the U.S.

One thing we hope you do is keep a diary of your sexual exploits when traveling, and please get back to us and tell us how it went.


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