40 Weird People You Wouldn’t ...

40 Weird People You Wouldn’t Believe Actually Exist

If you think you have seen it all, take a look at this hilarious collection of weird people that are caught at probably the most embarrassing moment of their lives and are forever immortalized on the internet.

The cool granny, who smokes weed and drinks booze? She actually exists! The ambitious guy taking his iMac to the coffee shop? He actually exists! The girl who thinks she’s a cat? She exists, too! Read on to see them for yourself.

Warning: After seeing these pictures, you can never unsee them even if you want to.

1. Kinda explains why she’s in a wheelchair.

Surveillance cameras in Boston caught a 56-year-old woman who thought she was saving herself some time by boarding a subway station escalator with her motorized wheelchair. As it turned out, she wasn’t. Instead, she  wasted more time when she flipped backward and somersaulted down the escalator. Ouch. Luckily, reports said she walked away from the scene unharmed.

2. You think that’s smart, huh? You. Are. Going. To. Die.

Who would forget that Facebook craze called “planking”? In which, people lie face-down on objects while someone else takes their photograph. Crazy people planking on unusual places like on top of McDonald’s sign, on a tiger and on a balcony seven stories up were all over the internet. A guy even fell to his death while planking. Seriously, let’s please exercise some common sense here, guys.  Next time we invent a craze, play safe and make sure to keep our limbs intact, shall we?

3. The Newest, Coolest, Fashion Trend…NOT!

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Seriously?! I wonder what this woman was thinking wearing whatever that is and in that hair color? Weird, weird, weird, I now believe that weirdest of the weirdest people are usually found on the subway.

4. Looks a bit nippy, eh?

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This weird lady forgot to wear a blouse so she just tucked her tats into her pants. This might be the new planking craze…NOT. Is this what people at Walmart wear these days? I can’t. even. I don’t even know what to call this!

 5. Never heard of..

…that thing called an umbrella? Or maybe he just got dumped and was thrown out with the trash. He’s having a rough day. I feel for him.

 6. Here’s yet another wardrobe fail!

This is a great idea, that is, if you want to ruin your child for the rest of his life. When you look like something a Cheetah puked up, you know you’ve reached the point of no return.

7.  This lady who decided to watch a movie like this!

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The theater seats are a little small for this lady so she just decided to watch the movie like this.

8. This lady taking the most touristy selfie.

This photo was taken in 2012. Back when people thought selfie stick wasn’t a real thing yet. Now, it’s the most essential thing every travelers and tourists have in their backpacks!

9. Bad time for wearing a cow costume, huh?

I wonder what crime did this weird man attempted wearing this.

10. This grandma.

I can see myself riding that cart when I was little but I couldn’t see myself riding that cart when I’m old! It’s weird but she sure looks adorable.

11. Young at heart.

enhanced-buzz-20960-1352995901-1This granny surely knows how to have a good time!!

12. This lady who is naked from the waist down.

Oh wait, no. She’s wearing a human-flesh colored tights! Ooohhh man, those tights are far too tight.

13. That cheese block.. I can’t even..

This woman is too hungry that she can’t even be bothered to slice that block of cheese.

14. Remember that time..

When nobody else would go out with you to the prom? This guy was wise enough to save himself from the heartache and rejection he might get when he asked someone to be his date by taking his Xbox instead.

15. Oh no, you didn’t!

Seems like whoever this witch lady’s team was on this game won!

16. Maybe the iPod is far too tiny for this dude.

Bring back the 80’s as this dude fall in line for lunch with a Boombox. It’s weird but, hey, he sure is adorable.

17. Nailed it!

downloadFor the world’s record of the longest toenails, this lady nailed it!  The longest toenails record belongs to Californian Louise Hollis who has managed to grow and maintain toenails that are approximately six inches long! How does  this weird lady put on shoes? I bet she had to use the whole bottle of nail polish to paint those…

18. The Gangsta Style

Why??? Does he think he’s sexy with his butt all hanging out of his droopy pants? To all those guys who ”sag” their pants, and show their butts and undies, did you know it originated in prison? Not only because they aren’t allowed to wear belts but also it was a signal to the other men that they are sexually ”available”? By the way, that’s called –PBS (Prison B*tch Syndrome).

19. iMacs in inappropriate places, Starbucks Edition

Behold, a desktop at Starbucks. Someone is too happy about his new 27” iMac that he brought the entire setup to Starbucks. Is all that really necessary? This weird guy is working on his giant iMac and doesn’t care as if it’s the most normal thing in the world.

20. You may want to try the next size up next time, Ma’am.

Hotpants. Booty shorts. Short shorts. No matter what you call them, tiny denim shorts have been around for more than half a century now, gracing the behinds of countless women since. But this lady brought it way too far.

21. This girl, oh I’m sorry, I mean this cat..

Pao, 25, feels that she was born in the wrong specie. Ever since she was young she has thought that a cat fits her personality better then a human and she lives as a cat together with what she calls her female. What a weirdo. I love cats. I love them very much, and I consider myself a cat lady, but by no means am I disillusioned into thinking I’m actually a fucking cat.

22. I thought they cancelled Barney.

This momma’s all purpled up at Walmart! Don’t get me wrong, I love purple. But this is way too much. She looks like one my little pony dolls.

23. Another Walmart Craziness!

I’m lost for words. This is ridiculously wrong.

24. Creepy Koala Mask

If this weird guy was at a Halloween Party that night, he must have won the most effortless and creepiest costume! Why does the straw makes it even creepier? Or is it just me?

25. And the best parent award goes to…

This weird dad is actually purchasing that child. I mean Costo’s got everything these days.

26. A Smoking Toddler

If we have a granny who knows how to have a great time, we also have a toddler version for her. What’s happening to the world? This toddler who became international media sensation was discovered in Sumatra, Indonesia puffing a cigarette while riding a tricycle. Due to the outcry of the nation, he was taken on rehabilitation sessions with a therapist to stop his nicotine addiction. From a 2 packs-a-day habit, he has managed to stop.

27. This lady wearing a cat coat.

Oh let me guess, she’s a dog lover?

28.  This weird girl blow dries her mouth.

Just plain WEIRD.

29. Just doing her homework…

Miley Cyrus style! You can’t find the answers to your homework in that position, girl!

30. This guy who’s been wearing his Crocs for a very long time.

The Crocs is the problem not the tan.

 31. Just taking her desktop for a walk.

Another desktop in an inappropriate place. Street Edition.

32. This guy eating pizza with chopsticks. 

I can’t decide which is weirder. The fact that he’s eating with chopsticks or that he’s eating the crust first?

33. This granddaughter. 

Poor grandma. 🙁

34. This girl eating her own fist.

What a bizarre girl. It’s either she has tiny hands or she has a huge mouth. Check out the sexy and lovely Mila Kunis as she fit her entire fist on her mouth, too.

35. Oh, man..
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This weird girl could be the nation’s cheese model…NOT. I wish I hadn’t seen this ’cause I love cheese.

36. This dude planking on a tiger.
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This crazy guy got eaten for sure.

37. This girl with very big hair.enhanced-buzz-28681-1352927556-6

I bet you’re neck hurts from all the heaviness of that big hair of yours.

38. I sincerely hope she bought a shirt.

Only at Walmart – where people don’t care whatever they are wearing. But the problem isn’t Walmart, this is unacceptable ANYWHERE!!! Why did no one stop her when she left home? Is there no law for this kind of indecent exposure? My eyes are pissed off at me now. 🙁

 39. Which bro? This bro? No. Witch Bro!enhanced-buzz-8044-1352927522-1

Hocus Brocus! Witch bro can fly in my window anytime. I’ll make more than his nose twitch!

40. Not the best time for that silly face.

This 38 years-old Rochester woman was arrested and detained for threatening to kill President Obama after several recent arrests and run-ins with police. You may not remember the details of the story but you can’t forget that facial expression.This has got to be one of the best mug shots ever. Her look makes it look like she’s either innocent or crazy. Not sure which.

I really do think as human beings, most of us have given up. Somehow these people have kept themselves alive long enough to have these pictures taken. They are far too stupid for this to continue indefinitely so please share this article quickly, before it’s too late.

P.S. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. 🙂

 

 

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