40 Things You Can Tell Your Best Friend Without Sounding Lame

Whenever I feel like crying a pail of teardrops, your phone number first pops into my head.
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Best friends are more than sisters/brothers, they’re our soul mates. They are there for us no matter how crappy we have been, and we can always count on them to tell us how we’ve been a real pain the ass straight in our face. There’s no real phrase in this planet that can describe how they are vital in our existence. But if you are trying to find the right words to say you love them without sounding too lame, this is your lucky day because below are some of the few phrases in this world that could make your best friend feel special—in a purely platonic way, that is.

 

1 – No matter how crappy my week has been, our day outs make me feel that there’s something I can look forward to.

When we have plans to hang out, it gives me something to look forward to all week.
No matter how crappy my week has been, our day outs make me feel that there’s something I can look forward to.

2 – Whenever I feel like crying a pail of teardrops, your phone number first pops into my head.

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Whenever I feel like crying a pail of teardrops, your phone number first pops into my head.
Whenever I feel like crying a pail of teardrops, your phone number first pops into my head.

3 – And that’s because you know the exact words that could make me feel better.

Because you always know exactly what I need to hear to feel better.
And that’s because you know the exact words that could make me feel better.
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4 – It may sound silly, but more often than not, you know better than I do. You’re like my mom, dude! But in a non-irritating way.

It may sound silly, but more often than not, you know better than I do. You’re like my mom, dude! But in a non-irritating way.
It may sound silly, but more often than not, you know better than I do. You’re like my mom, dude! But in a non-irritating way.
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5 – I can’t think of any happy memory without you in it—except when I’m having an orgasm.

All my best memories involve you
I can’t think of any happy memory without you in it—except when I’m having an orgasm.

6 – And that may be the reason why whenever we start conversations, we always begin with “Remember that time when..” and then find ourselves laughing about the dumbest things on earth that only we could understand.

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Which is why 90% of our conversations start with “Remember that one time…” followed by something really dumb.
And that may be the reason why whenever we start conversations, we always begin with “Remember that time when..”

7 – And yes buddy, you are the only person who has the guts to ask me all the most difficult and mind boggling questions in the world.

You’ve asked me some of the toughest questions I’ve ever been asked.
And yes buddy, you are the only person who has the guts to ask me all the most difficult and mind boggling questions in the world.

8 – They say experience is the best teacher—99% of that experience is when I’m with you.

And I learn something from you every time we hang out.
They say experience is the best teacher—99% of that experience is when I’m with you.
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9 – Thank you for having the patience to stick around especially during times when the whole world hates me.

Thank you for having the patience to stick around especially during times when the whole world hates me.
Thank you for having the patience to stick around especially during times when the whole world hates me.
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10 – And for still being there whenever those bad decisions haunt me in my sleep and make me stay up all night.

And for still being there whenever those bad decisions haunt me in my sleep and make me stay up all night.
And for still being there whenever those bad decisions haunt me in my sleep and make me stay up all night.

11 – While there are so many geniuses out there, I’m happy because I have my own version of genius in you.

While there are so many geniuses out there, I’m happy because I have my own version of genius in you.
While there are so many geniuses out there, I’m happy because I have my own version of genius in you.

12 – I cannot even imagine this happening.

 I cannot even imagine this happening.
I cannot even imagine this happening.

13 – Thanks for the pat on the back and the handkerchief whenever I feel like a cry baby no matter how old I am.

It’s awesome that I feel totally comfortable crying like a baby around you.
Thanks for the pat on the back and the handkerchief whenever I feel like a cry baby no matter how old I am.

14 – They say that you’re my sister/brother from another mother. My parents think otherwise because they already love you as their own (sometimes, they even love you more than they love me [sniff]).

My parents and siblings consider you a part of the family.
My parents think otherwise because they already love you as their own (sometimes, they even love you more than they love me [sniff]).
15- This must be the day I was reborn.

This was the luckiest moment of my life
This must be the day I was reborn.
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