The battle of the sexes is a never-ending struggle between men and women who would probably really like to get along, but just don’t get each other. Men have some pretty freakish habits when they think women aren’t watching, and women have theirs as well. You know what we’re talking about — the things that you joke with friends about but hide from your significant other at all costs.
Well boys, we’re going to pull the curtain back on the ladies for a few pages here so you can see what those nasty habits are. Ladies, don’t try to pretend you aren’t guilty of several of these disgusting things. You know you have done #13 before!
#15 – Popping One When No One’s Around
#14 – Applying Shaving Cream To Your Entire Body And Going To Town
If you are a woman reading this, you know you have done this at least once in your life. Maybe you were bored and no one was around so you decided to lather your whole body up with shaving cream and shave every piece of hair off your body. You better hope the door is locked and no one sees you with all that cream on your body!
#13 – Making Sure Your BF Never Sees You Poop
Every woman does this! So, you have a new boyfriend and you don’t ever want to do anything to embarrass yourself around him, EVER. You have to go to the bathroom, but you hold it until you get home because you don’t want him to know that you, a human being, poops! He doesn’t need to know that you actually do something natural, right? Plus, you never know what could happen. You could make a noise when doing it. You could always blame it on the toilet and tell him something is wrong with it!
#12 – Digging For Gold In Public
Men actually do this all the time and get away with it, but for the ladies, it’s pretty gross. Picking your nose while in public is disgusting and even rude! No one wants to see you picking your boogers! Next time you decide to do this, take some tissues with you and blow it instead. That is disgusting!
#11 – Improvising On a Pad When Your Period Comes Unexpectedly
You ran out of pads from last month and forgot to keep track of when your next cycle would begin. Life gets in the way, we get it. But since you weren’t prepared for it, you have to make your own pad until you get to the store. Making a makeshift pad with toilet paper is the only choice you have until you get your pads. Every woman has done this at least a few times in their life! It may be disgusting, but you do what you have to do.