13 Creepy Children Quotes That Will...

13 Creepy Children Quotes That Will Freak You Out – #10 is truly scary!

Children can sound so creepy sometimes. What makes them funny is their innocence and our surety that they don’t mean it. Raising a child can be a fun-filled experience and your little chipmunks’ funny quotes are worth sharing with everyone. Read these creepy children quotes and refresh your day with a smile.

These funny quotes are from a post at Reddit in which parents asked the following question, “what is the creepiest thing your child has ever said to you?” The following responses were bone-chilling yet downright funny.

1- This child certainly knows his way!
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creepy quotes

You want to know how to get a girlfriend? This boy gives you such a straight forward, no-fail trick that’s sure going to work. Lol.

2- Good-byes can be so scary sometimes…
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creepy quotes

You can imagine how it must feel when a child says good bye just before going to sleep. Oh, how bone chilling would that be. No wonder why the Dad kept checking on him to make sure nothing was wrong. A good-bye can actually deprive you of your sleep!

3- A monster baby???
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creepy quotes

Imagine the expression on Daddy’s face when his little girl gave such a “cutely-horrid” comment about her little brother. Her parents must have kept an eye on her to make sure she wasn’t doing anything to her “monster-brother”.

4- Now, that can be scary…
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creepy quotes

If it ever happened to me, I would take my child right away to an exorcist to make sure she wasn’t possessed or something.

5- That’s a little upsetting…
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creepy quotes

I wonder where children learn these things from. I guess they watch too many movies. A parent might get a little worried over this creepy thing.

6- That’s cute, eh?
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creepy quotes

Though its creepy to talk about your mother’s death, this little kid made a rather cute comment. And his brother’s response is even funnier.

7- That’s a creepy story
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creepy quotes

This cute little kid surely made that thing up about his sister and mother who died in a car accident. This funny story would have brought a few laughs, no doubt.

8- That’s going to earn a few stares
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creepy quotes

Hope, the girl didn’t really know what she meant. Children can be so naughty sometimes and without meaning to, they often take to telling and doing things that are actually offensive.

9- Things like that freak you out…
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creepy quotes

It’s really hard to explain to little kids why saying creepy things like this is bad. They really freak you out but no matter what you would definitely laugh at them secretly.

10- OMG! SOOO…Creepy!
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creepy quotes

This would leave you spell bound and your eyes and mouth wide open in surprise and astonishment at the little girl’s imagination and knowledge.

11- That’s sure to make you worried
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creepy quotes

From a boy with a happy-go-lucky attitude, such a comment would be freakish and is sure to make any parent worried.

12- Oh, that’s horrid but cute
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creepy quotes

That child probably doesn’t realize how horrid this seems. He is just trying to be cute and show his love for his daddy.

13- You would gonna jump out of your seat…!
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creepy quotes

If this happened to you, you would jump out of your seat, run and get the baby out of that kid’s hands. Sometimes kids can be so crazy, they freak you out.

Do any of these creepy children quotes remind you of any crazy incident with your own child? Share with us in the comments below.

 

 

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