12. Guy Regrets Marriage
This poor guy is so embarassed of his wife that he tells the driver never to get married. Well, thankfully he hasn’t considered divorce yet but the experience sure did scare the driver.
“Picked up a guy in the middle of the day from a bar, took him to a casino nearby. As soon I got on the freeway some lady started tailing me and constantly beeping at me. I freaked out a little and he said: “that might be my wife, don’t worry she’ll stop following soon.” She followed us for the whole 20-minute ride, non-stop beeping. Once we got there, he practically jumped out of my car and ran for the door. She followed him in her car, almost hitting him. Last thing he said to me, “don’t ever get married!””